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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 19, 2009 9:26:45 GMT
Q How many of your brain cells are working at any one time?
A Bonny Dundee
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 20, 2009 7:58:07 GMT
Q Where did you get that rash?
A A lump of cheese
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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 21, 2009 9:02:48 GMT
Q What would you plug a hole in Lee's head with?
A About 25 until it dropped off
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 21, 2009 11:07:37 GMT
Q So how often have you had that wart treated?
A Not often, but it is better than bending paperclips into strange shapes
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 25, 2009 12:07:55 GMT
Q Do you indulge in daydreams about mittens?
A On balance I'd prefer being boiled in oil
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 25, 2009 19:38:03 GMT
Q Have you ever thought of entering politics?
A My dental floss.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 26, 2009 11:38:27 GMT
Q What did you use to slice that cheese so neatly?
A Fork handles
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Post by Mae Hem on Aug 26, 2009 14:52:39 GMT
Q What did Conrad eat for breakfast?
A I am wearing it for a bet
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 27, 2009 5:57:46 GMT
Q What is that small dog doing hanging onto your leg in that strange way?
A Three or four, depending on the time of year.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 27, 2009 10:38:20 GMT
Q How many baths do you take annually?
A It wasn't there when I started
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 28, 2009 6:40:01 GMT
Q Did you know that there appears to be a ferret in your jumper?
A Mine is wooden, but some are plastic and some are metal.
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Post by Kelly Sigh on Aug 28, 2009 7:50:11 GMT
Q. Is that a false leg, it looks so real?
A. It started yellow, but now look at it.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 28, 2009 16:09:15 GMT
Q What's wrong with that custard; were you wise to strain it with Officer's beard?
A Two corks and a bent hairpin
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 29, 2009 7:09:00 GMT
Q What should every boy scout keep in his pocket?
A He said "My name is Mal Oderous", put his socks back on and left.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 29, 2009 9:18:45 GMT
Q Who was that masked man?
A The Edinburgh Tattoo
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Post by Lou Briccant on Aug 30, 2009 19:08:27 GMT
Q What did the Scotsman have on his' bum?
A The strangest looking object ever seen.
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 1, 2009 6:29:14 GMT
Q Describe your best date ever
A Very chewy, and difficult to swallow.
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 1, 2009 8:04:52 GMT
Q What happened when you last had to eat your words?
A She replied 'only in the mating season'
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 1, 2009 10:52:34 GMT
Q Is your pet lion friendly?
A Sellotape and a pair of handcuffs
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 1, 2009 11:45:32 GMT
Q What are you wearing to the next fancy dress bash?
A She didn't phone back so I set light to it.
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